Mr. && Mrs. Perfect

he loves her.
she loves him more.
they live on the same side of town.
he walks, she drives.

he doesn't call like he should.
she doesn't listen.
he's always late with excuses.
she's always calling.

he doesn't give a f*ck.
she's always giving up.
he does what he wants.
she walks the line.

he has a bad temper.
she has a worse attitude.
he's nonchalant.
she's an instigator.

they get on each other's nerves.
they often get in fights.
they both live for one another.
they're Mr. && Mrs. Perfect.